BRO the election was absolutely insane like vidyasaur just completely demolished everyone else it wasnt even close. the other candidates were probably like "what the freak" when they saw the numbers coming in lmaooo
everyone was at the courthouse waiting for results and when they announced vidyasaur won people went absolutely nuts. some dude threw his hat so high it got stuck on a lamp post 🔥🔥🔥 the band started playing but half of them were too hype to remember the notes properly
vidyasaur gave this speech from the hotel steps and was like "yo this is for all you bros who believed in cedar rapids" and everyone was like LETS GOOOOO. some guy said he only won because he reacted to his own election campaign but that's just facts bro 🔥
bryan tried too hard with his celebration speech but whatever. the real victory party was at starbies afterwards where vidyasaur bought everyone coffee (jk he didnt but that wouldve been sick)
btw the other candidate was so broken with paralyzing dispear they literally just left without saying anything. their campaign manager was like "we need to review the results" but bro there was nothing to review vidyasaur won by like a million votes or something ridiculous
anyway cedar rapids bout to be lit with vidyasaur as mayor. first order of business is probably gonna be mandatory sumo viewings at city hall every other month. also heard theres gonna be a giant statue of everyone in town but thats just rumors.